Saturday, 12 June 2010

Ovulation Sticks or Carrot Sticks

So my clinic has asked me to monitor for an LH surge using ovulation sticks. I have done this before, but always tested in the late afternoon when I got home from work. This cycle, I must test around mid-day so if there is a surge I can call the clinic during their regular hours to arrange for the IUI the next day. Yesterday morning I packed my brown bag lunch for the day and another brown bag to hide away my ov-stick and pee cup before rushing off to work.
Lunchtime rolled around and I grabbed my brown bag and headed for the staff room to chow down. As I was opening my lunch bag I suddenly realized that it was not my carrot sticks in there! Just a little packet and collection cup staring back at me. Oh no! I went back to my desk and searched around but alas, I must have left my lunch at home on the counter. Oh well, at least I didn’t try to reheat my ovulation stick in the microwave. Off I went to the washroom with my “lunch bag” and did the POAS gymnastics that has become almost routine -dipped the stick and waited a couple of minutes for the full result while hoping nobody is waiting for the stall -whew, negative test. Now I had limited time left on my lunch break to actually eat. Thank you Tim Hortons! I guess if I had to forget one of the two brown bags, lunch was the easier option to replace!



1 comment:

  1. At least you didn't take your carrot sticks to the washroom!
    impatient, 12 June 2010 - 07:53 AM

    Yeah, I don't think peeing on carrot sticks would make them turn pink. "Uh hello clinic -I think I have a positive Ov test here -the whole stick is orange!"
    silverdollar, 12 June 2010 - 07:58 AM

    :D
    Yvonne, 12 June 2010 - 08:00 AM

    That is hilarious!!
    LisainSK, 12 June 2010 - 08:02 AM

    LOL! that is cute!
    kajira, 12 June 2010 - 08:06 AM

    Funny story! Thanks for giving me a chuckle in my day! :drinks:
    whattodo, 12 June 2010 - 08:50 AM

    Cute!
    LesleyM, 12 June 2010 - 09:12 AM

    ROTFLMAO Your too funny!
    KristaA, 12 June 2010 - 12:12 PM

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